Dedicated to those who feel that the WORLD owes them a living ;)

If your aim is to be miserable most of the time, the following ten actions will help you reach that state of misery in record time:

1. Think only about yourself. Talk much about yourself. Include "I" as much as you can in every conversation.

2. Pay close attention to what people think and say about you.

3. Expect to be appreciated. (All the time! If they miss appreciating you even once, shoot them.)

4. Cultivate suspicion, jealousy and envy.

5. Be sensitive to every sight insult. Never forgive a criticism.

6. Trust nobody but yourself.

7. Insist upon special consideration.

8. Demand that everyone agree with your views and opinions on everything. (Even if it appears that you allow them to disagree.)

9. Shirk your duties and responsibilities if you can.

10. Do as little as possible for other people.

Taken from How to Be Miserable.

Dun fool yourself. Really really reflect upon what type of person you have been (that means dun dismiss every sentence and say, "Nah, that ain't me. I'm not like that. In fact, I *blah* *blah* *blah*". Wake up.

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